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  1. riverman

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    date homeless women ...one will appreciate your charms surely..if it doesn't work out you can drop them off anywhere
     
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    i never got into crack or meth.
     
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    plenty of alcoholics or manic depressives out there
     
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    There's still time!
     
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    I went out with a waitress that was basically homeless. She was living on her friend's couch or some shit like that. Just a fucking weird situation, plus I met her at a bar and I find out later she doesn't drink.

    No car, didn't drink, she was crashing on her friends couch...yeah, that was a one and done. She wasn't even young, kind of a cougar actress.
     
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    My sisters friend was homeless. I let her crash on the couch for a while. Then my sister moved out and this chick stayed. I was like, um, fuck or leave? She moved out next day to a nice cardboard box.
     
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    I guess she didnt like my math $200 a month rent. Blow jobs worth $25 a pop. Shit, even id consider putting a dick in my mouth 8 times a month for no bills.
     
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    prison can do that for you from what I've heard
     
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    FTFY.
     
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    Back in the free love days the question was how much sex did you have BEFORE you went out on a date?
     
  11. MickZagger

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    Oh look its a PapaG protege. Start shit with people you don't know on the internet and say things you would never say to their face.

    I do fine, bud. Don't worry about me. Hows the married life?
     
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    I've done the online dating thing. Girls always just presume you tag it and leave. Plus you hear stories like what happened to that chick up in Seattle and most women are skeptical. Most dates I've gone on recently have been with girls I met while working. Its much easier when they get a vibe for your personality, rather than messaging on an app.
     
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    A lot of chicks that only put face pics up from a certain angle to make them look somewhat thin. Then, you find out they are beefcakes.
     
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    Lol. Who's talking shit? I badger the same people I badger in person.

    You.

    Don't be so thin-skinned, balla.
     
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    This.

    A few extra pounds typically means a few extra pounds in each extremity and section of the body.
     
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    You guys should go to the beach together. Do a little drinking and dancing.
     
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    Any time some random dude refers to me as chump I take it as an insult.

    He kinda has that passive aggressive, "I'm a cheesedick, and I sell wine" vibe going on. Its no wonder he was looking for internet reactions.
     
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    I didn't refer to you as a "chump".

    But it'd never work out, anyway. I don't rely on S2 for validation, ego boosts, and/or dating advice.

    Some people can dish but can't take it. Or are just wound too tight. My apologies I hurt your feelings - it was in jest/sarcasm/dry humor, like 95% of my posts have been over the years.
     
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    Dating advice? Acceptance? Ego boosts?

    The subject matter is pretty straight forward. How many dates would you go on without getting a piece of ass before moving on was the topic. It doesn't fit any of the aforementioned categories.

    Pretentiousness seems to be your strong suit. West Linn guy if I remember right, in the wine biz. A different world from what I know.
     
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    Didn't know it would be a such an awkward topic for some. Honestly, if I came across this topic as someone who didn't start this thread. I would probably give a sarcastic remark somewhere in the El Prez line of thinking. Then, I'd give a serious answer.

    I seem to have hit a sore subject though. My bad, fellas.
     
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