It does feel like the last episode of Newhart, doesn't it? Except I'm not bald. The real question is why couldn't the last 8 year have been the dream. Could've erased not only The Mo Cheeks Experience, but also the abbreviation SAR, Ratliff's contract, Pippen and Sabonis' inevitable decline, and (most importantly) a certain fourth quarter. Crappy memory hole and all its bad timing. Anyway, as I am now a 6 hour veteran of this board, I welcome you to your new home. It's much like the old home but with more swearing.
Yeah, jumping straight from the third quarter of the 2000 WCF Game 7 to now with Oden, Roy, Aldridge, Fernandez and Bayless would be nice. A welcome wagon drawn by a camel. Exotic.
Crap... now if only I could remember that epic thread we had involving the #3 overall pick (Carmelo Anthony) for..... whatever it was.
Wow, I guess it's true that you're not from Oregon. A real Oregonian's first instinct wouldn't be to eat the grass but to smoke it.
I'm Californian. The reason we import water from other states is because we smoked all of ours, after the marijuana ran out. I actually considered making a "grass as pot" joke with my initial post, but thought it would be too low-brow. I misjudged my audience and, in any case, I like making low-brow jokes. Camera Operator: Hey kid, what's so funny? Bart: Oh, you wouldn't be interested, it's too low-brow. Camera Operator: No, try me...I'm quite low-brow!
