Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by KingSpeed, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Are you sure it wasn't a butt dial?
     
  2. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    i think thats the same thing as a booty call
     
  3. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Which one is where you have the phone set to vibrate?
     
  4. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Buy a concierge costume?
     
  5. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Jordan Crawford is from Ohio (Xavier), and plays for WAS now.
     
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    Is this real or another manic episode?
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Repped!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Very well done.
     
  10. KingSpeed

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha!
     
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    Greatest. Thread. Ever.

    Please keep this going.
     
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    KingSpeed, you can't really ask us what you should do. Did you enjoy first encounter? If not, don't return call. If so would a return threaten your current relationship? Or the player's, if he has one? Sheesh, you're a grown man, you should be able to handle your own sex life without our help!

    BTW, does he have a sister? I'm single....
     
  13. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I saw her first!
     
  14. HomerLovesKoolAid

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Considering it's coming from you, crandc, there's just some type of poetic justice in that statement. :cheers:
     
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    mobes23 Well-Known Member

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    So have any people from the forum hooked up? Seems like the PDX centered crowd is always talking about "having beers" -- what really happens when you guys have those get togethers? Is the "olshey meet & greet" code for something else?
     
  17. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Mount Tabor is definitively code for something else.

    Probably more of an Oregonlive callback tbh.
     
  18. mobes23

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    I don't know. Now there's another thread about a "meet & greet" with Rice that involves HCP and "unlimited chili dogs". What are you guys doing down there?
     
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    this thread has done wonders for my rep to post ratio
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Mike and Mike and one Chillidog?
     

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