Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

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  1. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Nevermind. :)
     
    BBert, Sep 11, 2013
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    KSF-ERIC Well-Known Member

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    If we're bringing up Zombie threads...
     
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    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    Ohhhhh wow!!!

    Is this player on our team??????
     
    SharpeScooterShooter, Jun 16, 2022
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  4. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    This place is wild. Cat porn. Zombie sex…
    Whats next?
    Covid copulation?
     
    SharpeScooterShooter, Jun 16, 2022
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    Fairly-Hard Former Member Gone New!

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    WTF?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If anyone is wondering, I have not had sex with an NBA player.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Jun 16, 2022
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    We know, Sly. You’ve had to settle for G Leaguers.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Jun 16, 2022
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Not even that one time at band camp?
     
    Chris Craig, Jun 16, 2022
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    How brave of you to admit that to everyone.
     
    julius, Jun 16, 2022
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  10. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Can't be true, unless leg-humping doesn't count.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Jun 16, 2022
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    How about with an NBA video guy’s wife?
     
    e_blazer, Jun 16, 2022
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Funny thing is, all these guys making jokes STILL haven’t had intercourse without anything they didn’t have to inflate first.
     
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    Fairly-Hard Former Member Gone New!

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    Bam!
     
    Fairly-Hard, Jun 16, 2022
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    On that note, has anyone seen "Made for Love" on HBO Max?
    Ray Romano and his sex doll girlfriend is a bit over the top.

    Or is it?
     
    Pinwheel1, Jun 16, 2022
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  15. SlyPokerCat

    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    [​IMG]

    Don't lie.
     
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    SlyPokerDog, Jun 16, 2022
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That may be the most adorable thing I've ever watched.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Jun 16, 2022
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Bump for no particular reason
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Ah we bumping classic threads I see.
     
    Strenuus, Mar 14, 2023
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  20. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    IDK, quite some time has passed. There may be an update.
     
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