Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by KingSpeed, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Should be. By my count, the offspring that they created is 10 years old now.

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  2. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Oh, there's a reason, lol...
     
  3. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    I think we need to have a talk with Cap'n Barfo about landlubber biology.
     
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  4. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    What you don't realize is that sometimes a gay man is forced to adopt a child after a one-night stand. This is done so that they can experience unplanned children just as hetero people do.

    Tennessee and Florida lawmakers have already introduced bills that would make it mandatory that gay people adopt every time they have sex - and also that they are forbidden from adopting.

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  5. KingSpeed

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    Brilliant satire
     
  6. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Please forgive my insensitivity.
     

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