Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by KingSpeed, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    google it AND (and this is important) "south park".
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    [video=youtube;zPhMTdQwiao]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPhMTdQwiao[/video]

    :lol:
     
  3. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    I bet it's DeShawn Stevenson

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  4. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I don't understand. There aren't any women NBA players.

    Wait a minute, do you mean what I think you mean? Ewwwwwwwwww (not that there's anything wrong with it)
     
  5. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Sorry but, King is already our Candid gay guy around here simply no room for another, Sorry :(

    UGG This lockout cannot end soon enough! This thread sucks. . .
     
  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    3RAN1AC isn't gay, he is just a fan of teh cawk.
     
  7. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    As well as the Donkey Punch, the Cleveland Steamer, The Blumpkin, the Dirty Sanchez, teabagging, the Bismarck, the Brunski, the Corkscrew, the Nixon, etc. etc.
     
  8. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Although I might regret this.....I'm looking up with "the Nixon" is.
     
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    Elton Well-Known Member

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    Don't forgot the 'Tuck Everlasting'. HCP could demonstrate.

    It's sort of Buffalo Bill 'scissoring' with a special emphasis on endurance. Not for the faint of heart, it's a real twister.
     
  10. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    What about the Arkansas Milkshake and the Alaska Pipeline?
     
  11. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Nice grills dude.
     
  12. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    ^That's how we roll on the Best Coast!
     
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    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    I did my first Belgium Rice Cake last night.
     
  14. BoBoBREWSKI

    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Worst thread in the history of this board.
     
  15. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    You guys are going to break urbandictionary.com if you keep this up.
     
  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Where's the HCP stalker?
     
  19. KingSpeed

    KingSpeed Veteran

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    I'm HCP's stalker, right John?
     
  20. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Just because I am more famous then you and Travis Outlaw combined!
     

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