Exclusive I just punched a Portland bicyclist

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  1. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure aggressors who know they're in the wrong don't usually think to get license plate numbers. It was completely his fault. 100%.
     
    MickZagger, Aug 10, 2017
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    I commend your faith in humanity. Far more than I have.
     
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  3. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    This is typical North Portland type stuff. Anybody who grew up around here can attest. Sometimes shit goes down and you can't back down.

    I just wish these cyclist types get a fucking clue.
     
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    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    This is by PCC Cascade campus. I'm pretty sure the cops around there have enough problem stuff to worry about more than a biker getting a shiner. I won't lose sleep over this.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You are massively underestimating the shitty bike culture of this city.
     
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    >>> This is the interesting part. Did this grin foretell the events? Did a witnesses see the SE grin?

     
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    "After assault, Defendant proceeded to go online to local Portland basketball forum to brag about punching Victim".

    yeah, I'd request this thread be deleted.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Do you have the same problem, but with ocean kayakers whilst on your ship?
     
    theprunetang, Aug 10, 2017
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  9. MarAzul

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    I shall sharpen my lookout. :cool2:
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I yelled at a bicyclist for running a stop sign once. He pulled in front of my car forcing me to go 2 miles an hour while he yelled at me. I said "dude that's not smart, somebody could hit you" and he responds "are you going to hit me?" I was like "no dude, now get the fuck out of the road". There was a line of cars behind me and people started honking... Some bicyclists have their head so far up their asses that I'm amazed they can comfortably sit on a bike seat.

    Good job not getting hit and defending yourself, nothing wrong with self defense, especially when dealing with an aggressive self centered bike douche. Then again the road belongs to him, so he might have "no MickZagger" signs posted tomorrow...
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Just say you thought he was an alt right Nazi and everyone will be on your side.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Good call. You might have to ocean-punch a kayaker or two.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    He tried to get your plate number, but only got five digits. BAM!

    I'll be here all week.
     
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    Ha! No, I don't think you will be reading about it.


    Ps Oh there really is Ocean Punch! Ha, something new everyday.
     
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  15. MickZagger

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    If I was in the wrong I'd be worried. But it was completely self defense.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Nah, it's all good. I'll settle out of court. I'll pm you my PayPal acct # in a bit.....
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Dougnsalem, Aug 10, 2017
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Who knows? Haven't punched anyone in 20 years.

    I wanna too.
     
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    Way to go! Those dicks think the rules of the road don't apply to them. They run stops signs routinely ....
     
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