Exclusive I just punched a Portland bicyclist

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  1. Natebishop3

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    Oh shit, @MickZagger I found the article!

    http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/04/portland_cycling_activist_says_he_was_assaulted.html

     
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    Hey Mick,

    We need to send you over to @HCP's place.

    Take care of business.
     
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    Sounds like he deserved it. Bicyclists are supposed to behave like automobiles, yet many times they'll ride down the wrong side of the road, and just fly through intersections, then wonder why a car making a right hand turn had to slam on their breaks to miss them. Swinging a bike lock at someone like that could also be considered a serious crime.
     
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    That's because MickZagger left the cyclist to report it and tell the story.
     
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    Dude...... you're that guy.
     
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    Yeah I'm a horrible human being and I'm going to hell
     
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    You totally are!
     
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    Honki, you devious asshole! Well played! Very well played!
     
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    Right, on my phone it looked completely legit
     
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    Yep. I bought it and then got super disappointed that it was fake.
     
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    Heh, I didn't even click the link, I just read the (fake) blurb. So I fell for it and I didn't.
     
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    I took an article about an Uber driver punching a cyclist and altered a few details, including the link to the actual article.
     
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