Exclusive I just punched a Portland bicyclist

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  1. Minstrel

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    I assumed you were flexing your old news copy muscles from when you were a (semi) legitimate journalist!
     
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    Oh I totally did. My plagiarism skills are still top notch!

    Seriously though.... this thread is gaining visibility

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    The SE Grin will be a good defense.
     
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    me too.
     
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    I clicked it because I was hoping for a better description of the suspect.

    "About 5'7" with a psychotic grin, smells of cardboard and tape..hits like a girl, blasting the Weeknd on his stereo"

    Stuff like that.
     
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    I wonder how many jurors in @MickZagger s trial will be bycylists.

    The_Jury_by_John_Morgan.jpg
     
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    Fuck all of you who didnt roll with it until at least MickZagger responded first. :abeer:
     
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    Some real killjoys around here.
     
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    So Zags is a murderer who's going to jail?

    He can still give us the scoop on the next great Gonzaga players from jail--you get internet access as long as you don't misbehave.
     
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    Got to hand it to you, Zags. You showed amazing restraint punching the guy only once.
     
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    He should have taken his bike.
     
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    Maybe he pulled a Carmelo?

     
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    I would say more likely than not.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    HIT HIM IN THE MUSCLE! HIT HIM IN THE MUSCLE!
     
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