When he comes out of the coma we'll see what he remembers. My sister is head nurse at a hospital in Portland I think, I'll see what she can find out. Sad that I don't know where my sister works these days.
Hahahahahahaha you burned yourself so bad. I love her but she looks like me only shorter and rounder.
I like that you truly don't shy away from a pyrrhic victory. You embrace it in the pursuit of another joke. That kind of commitment belongs in a motivational poster.
I already knew all of that. Your brother does a really pure old school P2P cook. Best lab in Gresham, bar none. And your mom hooks me up with Xanax when I need to come down.
Flannel, ironic beard and haircut--you really go for all the stereotypes, don't you? You even decided to be white (even though that's so mainstream, I have no idea why hipsters and indieheads still go for that look).
Some asshole almost hit me with his car. I went over my handlebars and then the guy comes out and sucker punches me. Didn't catch the license plate, but saw he had a Gonzaga bumper sticker.
