Event I saw the most amazing thing ever tonight!

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    ummm.....I'm not a boy. Or a wolf.

    :blink:

    And Sly's not a wolf....despite how much DGH (Dog Growth Hormone) he consumes.
     
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  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    That's pretty close but Jade stuck the landing much better.
     
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  3. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    You may want to think about getting tickets in the T through Z range next year. Just to be safe....
     
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  4. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    [​IMG]

    Did it look something like that?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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  7. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Hah! You know, as I was tumbling over, I had an image in my head of two things:

    1) this reminds me of falling down the stairs (something I've never actually done....)
    2) this is gonna hurt. And it did.

    Something also occurred to me about 30 minutes ago; something quite humorous...

    I fell to my left. Perhaps that's a sign. :biglaugh:
     
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  8. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Scary. Really hope and pray everything is and will be ok.

    Boring post, I know, but life is short. I'm very thankful that you appear to have escaped serious injury.

    Also this proves a theory of mine, that Sly is nothing but a no good, bad luck, piece of crap, that we should all avoid like the plague
     
  9. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Thank you very much! I'm sure I'll be fine. Got some minor swelling on my arm and my left kidney (I think I landed on an arm-rest), but I'll live.

    But you're right about Sly. I especially find him to be quite the smart ass....

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    I'm convinced that I'm going to start seeing his likeness burned on to my toast. Or embedded in my cat's fur.

    You leave my pussy alone, Sly. LEAVE HER ALONE!
     
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    LOL!

    Was anyone else injured? I'm picturing a trail of destruction in his wake?
     
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    Take care of yourself! It sounds like it could have been a lot worse!
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Yeah, I hope you are doing better too. Seriously. I've got a pretty vivid imagination, and with Slys OP, I pictured someone doing cartwheels down 10 rows, with all the beer and hotdogs flying in the air everywhere. You know, like on tv. (and honestly, at first I thought he joking around....) Man, it seems like someone would have grabbed you right away, and stopped your fall....
     
  13. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Thanks guys! The irony that a guy with the name "Jade Falcon" cannot actually fly is hilarious.

    Perhaps I should call myself "Tumble Falcon". Or maybe my nickname can become "Tumble".









    ......I'm kidding. Please don't call me Tumble.
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Uhh, I imagine Sly will come up with something catchy....

    Don't feel stupid or whatever about it either. I've done MANY things, WAY worse.... Lol
     
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  15. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    LOL, Oh I'm sure there's a few people on here who would like to reserve a special name just for me....

    I don't necessarily feel stupid; I was more concerned at the time that people thought I was drunk. But I don't drink.

    Nevertheless, it was completely my fault. I'm too fat, with feet that are far too small for my overweight frame. Time to lose weight. My balance has never been great, but it's gotten worse over the years as I've gained weight. This was one of a few wake-up calls I've had in the past few years.
     
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    Rastapopoulos Well-Known Member

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    Little did you know that was God giving you a sign that you should LEAVE THE GAME NOW.
     
  17. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Well, they DID fall apart after half-time....and this happened during half-time.....

    Hmmm....
     
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    Iron Falcon! Glad your not hurt. I took a spill down some concrete stairs in front of a large audience too.
     
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  19. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Thanks bro. You're likely tougher than I am; I at least had padding. But concrete stairs sounds very painful.
     
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    I didn't fall all the way down luckily. People can get majorily f'd up falling down stairs. It's a wonder more people don't fall down those step at the arena,...
     
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