Event I saw the most amazing thing ever tonight!

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  1. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    People should stand when someone is trying to get by, to make more room. That's what I do. It's really not difficult.
     
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    I guess you could say the Blazers... tumbled.
     
    Strenuus, Apr 23, 2017
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    the 300 level gives me vertigo for that very reason - I feel very, very unsafe up there.
     
    Strenuus, Apr 23, 2017
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    ..................:smiley-bouncing:, "Where's my water bottle?!"

    (this is an emoji dramatization of the events mentioned in the OP)
     
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  5. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Thank you! Honestly, the only discomfort is some tightness in my middle finger. Not sure why....but surely there's a joke in there somewhere, lol.

    Curses! I missed my chance for greatness!

    Awesome. I'm famous. :cool2:

    I propose a new emoji to commemorate the occasion. And we shall type it as :Jade:

    Eh....

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    Indeed. My fall was foretold by the Heavens. Remember....when you see a Jade Falcon tumble over a row of seats, that means a sweep in 4 games.

    It's like Punxsutawney Phil when he sees his shadow.

    It's just the polite thing to do. Well said.

    It will certainly be the last time I ever sit up there. My father and I got to talking about it after the game, and we agreed to just get single seats for one-another in good sections, rather than trying to get two seats together if they aren't available. It will save us something like this happening again.

    Very accurate, if I may say so myself. :biglaugh:
     
    Jade Falcon, Apr 23, 2017
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    Date night?
     
    BigGameDamian, Apr 23, 2017
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Just be careful, if you decide to start working out......












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    Dougnsalem, Apr 23, 2017
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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  9. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I think I'll start with the basics...

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    How is your arm?
     
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  11. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Better, thank you. My left middle finger feels a little tight, but I probably jammed it when I fell and didn't notice it until today.
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    Wait so following this. Your date was your father and he is @SlyPokerDog ???
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    SlyPokerDog, Apr 24, 2017
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    Hahaha. Man your quick.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    I would have been cursing those enormously fat people out the whole way down! Way to stick the landing.
     
    dviss1, Apr 24, 2017
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  17. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Thank God it wasn't me...
     
    BlazerWookee, Apr 24, 2017
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    Did the chick who wouldn't move to make room say anything at all since her pretentiousness caused the whole thing?
     
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    Not that I ever saw.
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Hey, that's pretty cool! Haven't used it before....
     
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