People should stand when someone is trying to get by, to make more room. That's what I do. It's really not difficult.
... ...... ......... ............ ............... .................., "Where's my water bottle?!" (this is an emoji dramatization of the events mentioned in the OP)
Thank you! Honestly, the only discomfort is some tightness in my middle finger. Not sure why....but surely there's a joke in there somewhere, lol. Curses! I missed my chance for greatness! Awesome. I'm famous. I propose a new emoji to commemorate the occasion. And we shall type it as :Jade: Eh.... Indeed. My fall was foretold by the Heavens. Remember....when you see a Jade Falcon tumble over a row of seats, that means a sweep in 4 games. It's like Punxsutawney Phil when he sees his shadow. It's just the polite thing to do. Well said. It will certainly be the last time I ever sit up there. My father and I got to talking about it after the game, and we agreed to just get single seats for one-another in good sections, rather than trying to get two seats together if they aren't available. It will save us something like this happening again. Very accurate, if I may say so myself.
Better, thank you. My left middle finger feels a little tight, but I probably jammed it when I fell and didn't notice it until today.
I would have been cursing those enormously fat people out the whole way down! Way to stick the landing.
Did the chick who wouldn't move to make room say anything at all since her pretentiousness caused the whole thing?