Event I saw the most amazing thing ever tonight!

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Dammit! I was hoping nobody would figure it out!

    But I will say this.....the rumors of me and Sly in a bestiality relationship are FALSE!

    LMAO, I so totally should have done that. I can just picture how that would have sounded as I tumbled over and over....

    "YOU fat ass MOTHER fuckers DIDN'T MOVE your fat FUCKING ASSES!"

    :biglaugh:
     
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  2. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    HAHAHA. funny. Probably a couple grunts and ughs in there though too right? lol

    I call BS. We ALL know SLy is a beast, so its an obvious beastiality thing going on there. The question is, who walks who?
     
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  3. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Well, I'll just say this....

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    That wasn't designed to fit me.....
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    Thas fuckin awesome!!! hahaha

    SLy is the man though.

    Okay. Nuff suckin up. Back to beating the bitch that he is... HAHHA
     
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  5. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    ^ Fez would've dropped this awesome line ^

    Where is thou wit, SlyPoker?
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Loud, muffled, loud, muffled.

    :biglaugh:
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I pictured it sounding like at 1:53 on this video:

    http://www.cc.com/video-clips/tqp79...ywood-stories---rick-james-pt--2---uncensored
     
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  8. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Sometimes randomly I look at my best friend and say:

    "The little Ni**ar boy from down the street"

    We both CTFU.
     
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    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    When I lived in Berkeley, the Chappelle show was in full flight. One day when I was walking home from college, I saw a group of teenagers harmonizing to "I Want To Piss On You." It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
     
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  11. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    The Chappelle show and the Boondocks were by far the most popular shows among my group of friends in junior high/high school. We can still quote that shit.
     
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  13. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I still sing that song to this day!

    The remix tho! :biglaugh:
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Riley was my BOY!
     
  15. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    LMFAO! "I know better than to get between a Ni**ar and his pork!"

    Fucking epic!

    This is pretty goddamn funny too:



    Dude, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
     
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  16. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    He(?) knew he was going to eat his buddies food as soon as the food was put on the plate. That was totally premeditated.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Dave Is my fave of all time and I grew up watching Richard Pryor.
     
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