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Exclusive I was born without an appendix

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

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    Found out today I was born without an appendix. Apparently 1 in 100,000 people are born without one.
     
  2. Further

    Further Pretty neat guy

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    If you ever write an autobiography I’d put that bit of news at the very end.
     
  3. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    That sucks for your kids if they ever need you to donate yours to them.
     
  4. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

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    Can you donate an appendix?
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Sure! You'll just have to squeeze out all the chewing gum I've swallowed over the years.
     
  6. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Wow. Between you and @HCP we've got some real oddities here. I believe he has
    Cold Urticaria.
     
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    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    You can have mine. Although it burst as soon as they took it out of me when I was 12.
     
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  8. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

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    So that's where it goes!
     
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  9. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

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    I have that too, but only in rivers and lakes for some reason
     
  10. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    The cure is fast food.
     
  11. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

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    Huh? How does that work?
     
  12. barfo

    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I was born without a third eye in the middle of my forehead. But you don't see me starting threads about it.

    barfo
     
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  13. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

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    With that patch you could probably use another one
     
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  14. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I'm just speaking about what works for HCP. Insulation.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    How will you attract women without their favorite organ?
     
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    CupWizier Well-Known Member

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    That's some crazy shit, but be thankful you're not like trump as he was born without a brain. :devilwink:
     
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  17. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig So what am I, the button pusher?

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    True story
     
  18. barfo

    barfo commie pinko... now with added syphilis! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I didn't say I didn't have one! I said I wasn't born with it.

    barfo
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    The appendix was surely the inspiration for David Lynch's "eraserhead"
    eraserhead meal.png
     
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    Stevenson Well-Known Member

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    When I was born, my parents didn't give me a middle name. I got it unofficially when I was about 2. I didn't know that until I looked at my birth certificate many years later. So my birth certificate and my passport actually are different names.

    It's different, less loosey goosey, world today.
     

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