OT I was just almost beaten up and arrested at Walmart

Instead of suing Walmart, just sell the script to Seth Rogan and let him make a movie out of it....then sue Walmart!

 

I was joking dog....do what you feel you should, I think you've done all the right things....if you really want to get at em....call a tv station..

 

Sly consulted with his lawyer....

 

Dude! KGW does investigative reporting with Kyle Iboshi! If anyone can piss those people off on TV, it's him!

http://www.kgw.com/local/kgw-investigates

 

I gotta be honest bro. You could get paid here. But if i saw a dude hit a woman in public i dont care how many friends he has, im taxing that ass. You had a cell phone, why not call 911? You think a minimum wage wal mart employee is gonna do shit? Shit son the security ive seen is just old retired dudes trying to make a buck by not giving a fuck and acting like a beta cuck.

 

Oh! Careful there my friend, be careful. I have fool bumbled into that error! It is surprising as hell to find her wailing and banging on your noggin before you can guess why!

 

Oh i know. Everyone on this board knows i hate women. They are scum and stupid. Im well aware saving a woman could trigger her into hitting you. But i have some core beliefs that ignore consequences.
1) a man doesnt hit a woman, i dont care if you have a gun, im kicking your ass or getting shot.

2) you dont beat a child. Im not talming about smacming you kid out of correction, thats fine. But if you are beating the piss out of a child, i dont care if you have a gun, im kicking your ass or you are going to shoot me.

3) if i were to witness a rape. Same as above

4) if you are beating a dog or other cuddly defenseless critter, i dont care if i do life in prison, im choking the fucking life out of you. I like hunting, but you dont hurt animals for sport. Hunting should be about providing meat to live on, not getting your rocks off killing something

5) you root for the l*kers im kicking your ass, i dont care if you have a gun...

 

You do know wal mart hires disabled? I get you thought they gave a shit, but i had you pegged as smarter than that. Calling 911 is easy. I got a murderer caught by calling 911 once, it was rewarding when i read it in the paper.

 

I meant that if you root for the lakers, im kicking your ass

 

Glad you are ok. That was a very entertaining read, so thank you for that! I agree with your actions and not getting involved, especially with the wife there with you.

 

I witnessed many public fights while living in China, quite a few domestics. Never got involved and never would anyone. If you did, they would both certainly turn on you. More embarrassing for the family to have an outsider step in. And the whole me being a white guy would have caused me more trouble. Can't ever fight in China, always more of them and they always use numbers.

 

The whole camera thing is funny. A lot of people are trained to say that but it's not in any actual training manual because it's not illegal to take pictures. When i worked as hospital securitg a guy started filming me trying to say the nurses were making fun of him cause he hurt his foot. What had happened was i was called because he was actining biligerent, when i arrived ems was leaving with a stetcher and ran over a nurses foot. They were giving eachother a hard time and this paranoid dude thought they were talking about him. While trying to explain the situation he broke out his phone because he thought i was threatening him and he was being treated unjustly. Well then nurses tried to say do to HIPPA law he couldnt film. Which was only partially true. He could film us, just not another patient or their medical history. He had every right to film his own and us. They wanted me to sieze the phone illegally, but i said ill do everyone one better, and shut the door with just me and him in the room. Then i opened the blinds and stood in view of everyone and posed for his camera. I was quite handsome that day. The angle he was at his camera couldnt see other patients and i just stood there until he calmed down and got bored, then i explained the situation and apologized for any misunderstandings. Still havent seen myself on worldstar or had any brutality charges.

 

Always got to adjust for culture. But here in america we have a bunch of rednecks and somethings get you an ass whoopin, hitting a woman is one of them. Most women deserve it, but it still aint right.

 

You're married?!