Notice I would like to add Chris Craig to staff

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by SlyPokerDog, Sep 21, 2018.

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Make Chris Craig a mod?

Poll closed Sep 25, 2018.
  1. Yes

    63 vote(s)
    92.6%
  2. No

    5 vote(s)
    7.4%
  1. Propagandist

    Propagandist Well-Known Member

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    Just had my birthday. And I feel at home here.
     
  2. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Bahahahaha
     
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  3. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Look, Chris would make a fine baseball moderator, I'm sure, but he's just too short to be a basketball moderator. Maybe high school, but this is the NBA. Remember Telfair? Chris is 2 years away from being 2 years away.
     
  4. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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  5. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Another problem is, when we want to argue with him and call him by his last name, no one will notice.

    Denny's not carrying his weight. Sly removed him from the picture so he could expand his empire of bureaucrats. Last I heard, Denny is rudderless off the Cape of Good Hope.
     
  6. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Damn, I like Scorpios even less than Virgos. Now tell me you're related to Olshey. Both names starting with C sounds like a fake stage name. Who are you, really, and where are you from?
     
  7. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    32 to 5 in the voting?!?

    Holy hell, he's far more popular than I am.

    This was a mistake.
     
  8. TorturedBlazerFan

    TorturedBlazerFan Well-Known Member

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    How many accounts did he make to vote yes for himsef?
     
  9. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Oddly enough, 37.

    He's more devious than I thought.
     
  10. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    It's now legally required to check citizenship before hiring. Sly, have you had him claim his exemptions on his W-4? You do know how to hire people, don't you? How many cigars per week did he settle for? Will this push Denny into luxury tax territory? Which mod will have to go midseason to pay for this rook who won't contribute for years? Did you address a position of need or just make the mods redundant? Why not just hire all those O-Livers? They're all unemployed anyway. They'll work for free if you let them stay on the board. The 4 of them might handle the job. Naah, bad idea.
     
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  11. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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  12. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    I'm sorry but I don't think Chris Craig can remain impartial, so I gotta vote no.


    Just kidding I respect Chris Craig for having the guts to leave this video up, I vote yes!
     
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  13. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I do want to add one of the O-live'rs to staff. I'm thinking about a knife fight on Mt Tabor, winner gets the position.
     
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  14. TorturedBlazerFan

    TorturedBlazerFan Well-Known Member

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    The unemployed part means you have to supply the knives. :)
     
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  15. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You got me. I am really Neil's nephew. He sent me to spy on you guys. You saw through it. You even saw the silent c in his name. I'm done for.

    P.S.

    Scorpios rule
     
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  16. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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  17. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I was born in Texas. Expempt. A box of cigars a week. Far into luxury tax territory. I contribute too much. Probably on here more than anybody. There is always a need for Chris Craig.
     
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  18. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    So, you didn't find all of them good.
     
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  19. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    I thought we need a moderator who was taller.........so I voted for Peter Dinklage..................................................................
    ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................okay, okay, so Chris, I’ll be curled up in a fetal ball in the middle of the road on Mt. Tabor, waiting for you to stomp me for that crack.......but really, I couldn’t resist. I’m sorry, but you were getting a big head from all the love.......I just had to be a
    :craphead:
     
  20. Wizard Mentor

    Wizard Mentor Wizard Mentor

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    Who's worse, the forum or the team?
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