I was going to say the same of you; we'd be the single most self-absorbed poster, just posting stuff to entertain ourselves!
Fuck yeah man! My wife used to give me shit about laughing at my own jokes all the time. I told her, I don't care, I think it's funny.
I'd combine you with HCP, because the conflict of NEP street cred HCP is always spouting mixed with your conservative political views would entertain me. And HCPtld would be the most bad ass dad.