C'mon, you know they're "campaigns", not "tourneys", and that an 18th-level cleric or druid (the only ones able to cast 9th-level healing spell) will likely have a wisdom so high that rolling a die to cast heal is basically just a time-waster. You'd be better off focusing that energy against whatever laid your campaign partner out to the point that you needed to drop 60+ HP on them.
There are. You're new but the lawnmower jokes and jokes about sleeping with his wife are normally against forum rules.
I thought it was way funnier that he said 20 sided dye. I mean who else but a Nerd would actually know what a 20 sided dye was. Then to top it off know how to spell it "Dye" instead of dice. Not to mention potions and spells. @HCP is a fucking closet NERD. Now everyone knows it. And i don't care if Slywooferdog changes the name calling on that it cannot be denied at this point!
@HCP, it's not that difficult to figure out. Especially coming from someone who is calling out rooks for not knowing how to do things properly. Simply replace any mention of slypokerdog with your name and there you go.
Google says this- "The plural form is dice. ... According to this source,dice was once the plural of die, “but in modern standard English dice is both the singular and the plural: 'throw the dice' could mean a reference to either one or more than one dice."