I'm honestly conflicted

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    We should baptism them as they get off the boat.

    #ProblemSolved
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Pretty sure we already have those...
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Oh okay. But you have to sign up. And he would sign them up at mosques and other places. But, it's not a database for muslims. I guess at least he is smart enough to try to deny his comments.
     
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    Not with all Muslims on it.

    A database is made in Excel, a watch list is made in MS Word. It's a huge difference.
     
  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You could make a watch list in Excel too!
     
  6. SlyPokerDog

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    Shhhh...

    Don't let the Muslims know.
     
  7. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    If you make your watch list in Powerpoint, you could make it an animated watch list!
     
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    My new Apple Watch displays a watch list of nearby Muslims.

    barfo
     
  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Hot single Muslims?

    Edited - you WOULD have an Apple watch...
     
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    Actually, I don't, it was just for the joke. I don't wear a watch of any sort.

    barfo
     
  11. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I pictured you as more of a sun dial sort of guy.
     
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    Good call. I do, in actual fact, have a sun dial.

    barfo
     
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    Do you wear it like Flavor Flav? Maybe Ahmed can get you an updated and proper timekeeping device.
     
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    Just implant chips in them and use the Uber app to track them. Muslim Uber....Muber
     
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    Dude, I just thought of an amazing idea!

    Sun dial iPhone app!
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Awe.... How cute. A widow and 3 year old sends their love...

     

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