dunno, for me, I've been sick for the last month so I haven't been going out and being social so that makes me fucking weird!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddd This was big on the internet like..... three or four years ago. Get with the times!
Two nuns are walking down the street when two guys jump out of the bushes, drag them into an alley, and start raping them. The first nun says, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do." The second nun looks over at the first nun and says, "Mine does..."
This raggedy-assed old nun is walking down the street minding her own business when a man jumps out, drags her into an alley, and starts having his way with her. When he finishes, he says, "Well, Sister, what are you going to tell the Holy Father now?" and the nun says, "I'll tell him the truth. I was walking down the street minding my own business when a man jumped out, dragged me into an alley, and had his way with me twice, unless you're tired..."
