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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Hey, I may be easy, but I'm not cheap.

    Ever had a sexual encounter so intense that it changed your political views?
     
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  2. Diana Prince

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    I'm a nerd, it will take more the cheezy John Cusack lines to win me over LOL

    Great movie though
     
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  3. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I don't know what movie you're talking about. I've been using that line since I was a freshman in high school in 1980...
     
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  4. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Seems you need a better line. Like... "I can get half price for a hotel room."
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Sounds like... High Fidelity... amiright?
     
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  6. Diana Prince

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    The Sure Thing came out in 85'. They stole your cheesy yet humorous line.
     
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  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Never seen it. I actually got the line out of a Playboy article, lol.

    How about this one: "How'd you like to come to my place and comb my toes?"
     
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    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    "Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you."
     
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    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    You WILL make friends and we encourage you to be opinionated.
     
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  10. Diana Prince

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    One of the best lines someone used on me in Vegas was this.

    He told the bartender to cut me off. I said why? And he said because I was driving him home. It didn't work, but I laughed.

    Another is "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Agnes?"
     
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    I double as the "Priceline Negotiator," you know.
     
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  12. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I was told that if I just sat at the bar and licked my eyebrows, I wouldn't need pickup lines.

    Unfortunately, being a Wookee, my eyebrows come down almost all the way to my chin...
     
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  13. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I've never used a pickup line...

    but I once did a pickup line speech in college. My favorite line of all time was:

    "Excuse me but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

    I also liked

    "You must be from Pearl Harbor because baby you are the BOMB!" :wub:
     
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    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    Yeah I got it, I was just throwing out my best pick up line. Yes that is my best pick up line . . . I know it is sad, but het look at NB3's lines.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Where'd she get the freak horse?
     
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    pegs My future wife.

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    Um. Why do you have a doll? :dunno:
     
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    CelticKing The Green Monster

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    Welcome to S2 Diana Prince. :)
     
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    drexlersdad SABAS

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    for the carpool lane?
     
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    What kind of stupid f-ing thing is that to hope for? :biglaugh:
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Not so fast, my friend. If you want to personally meet Kevin Pritchard, PM me. I'm into equal opportunity. :cheers:
     
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