I think that you are underestimating MM here - he might not dominate every thread - but he clearly very complimentary next to the forum poster stars and every once in a while ("Trade coming soon") - can create a thread that you will remember for the rest of your life!
I'm worth way more than that and you know it. 25 sentences huh? See MM run. See MM eat nachos. See MM run to the bathroom after eating said nachos. See MM boo Nate after returning to his seast. See fans around MM glare in his direction during the booing. See MM not care about them because he knows he is right. See Nate always do what MM says 2-3 weeks late See KP trade for a PG and a SF. See Nate run out of excuses and get fired. See MM jump for joy. See MM sad because he remembers Terry Porter is already coaching the Suns. See the Blazers win a championship under new coach Michael Cooper. See myopic L*ker fans take credit for it. See Blazer fans remind them that Oden is not a bust after putting up 25/15 against the L*kers in the playoffs. See Nate say um over 1000 times during the broadcast of the games in the playoffs. See Sergio average 10/11 for the Bulls after Rose gets hurt. See Charles Barkley proclaim Oden as the best center in the world. See Shaq take credit for it as his big man coach. See Paul Allen bring in a hockey team because they draw more than many NBA teams. See attendance fall and the team threaten to move to Seattle....again. See new commish Mark Cuban fight for the team to stay in Portland between his own court hearings. See the Blazers stay because Canada buys Seattle from the US due to the poor economy. See President Barack Obama mandate all NFL teams must have 12 to a side because Canada said so. See MM run out of steam and only make it to 24 sentences.
See - I told you he can bring it on every once in a while! If he did not have the entire off-court things and gentlemen's club issues - well, he'd be worth what we are paying him!
Oden is going to start tonight against the Kings http://www.clubblazers.com/forums/oden-to-start-t1103.html