As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Lukrofka. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're John Lukrofka, you work in broadcasting for the Portland Trail Blazers. You have a Social Security number, you pay your taxes, and... you make it to your kids practices. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the alias HCP, and are guilty of virtually hazing every rook on the S2 forum . One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Lukrofka. You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been contacted by a certain individual: A man who calls himself SlyPokerDog. Now, whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant. He is considered by many authorities to be the most dangerous man alive. My colleagues believe that I'm wasting my time with you, but I believe you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean. Give you a fresh start. And all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known dog to justice.
I know I'm still a rook so my suggestion doesn't mean shit but we should start a Facebook group or something like that where just in case this site goes we'd be able to contact each other. Hopefully it never comes to that because @SlyPokerDog is the man. I really like the ability to tag, quote, and directly message people on this site. Most other Blazer forums don't have those options.
Our big migration here was just word of mouth. There are SO many certain individuals we wouldn’t want following us though.
So The HCP thought he’d try to wake up the Laker’s Forum a bit. COuple extra Ss there, but they’ll get the point.
Well I would have given it a like but it says: "YOUR LAKERS SUCKS ASS AND OUR BLAZERS KICKS ASS #RipCityFAMS Your The" I applaud the effort but can't give a like based on the poor execution. Edit: You can't properly troll a Laker forum with a fucking picture of Kobe Bryant as your avatar either.
