Hey hey - look at me?!?!?! Somebody call a whhhaaaaammmmbulance! Happy Birthday, MM, you old sandbaggin' SOB! I know you like 18-year olds, so I opened some Yamazaki for you. Hopefully you arrive before I drink it all.
Dammit MM, what did I tell you about posting non-basketball posts in the main forum. I'm moving this damn thread. (Oh, and I'm just messin' with you. Happy Birthday!)
Recreatonal pot is kicking in in a few hours...that's your present buddy! Have a joy filled year and may you never thirst!
Happy Birthday...now blow out the candles and make a wish...NO you wasted it Aldridge isn't coming back.
Naah, stay silent. We June birthdays are a nondescript lot. Oops. Happy birthday? 0-20 Feeling more powerful every year. 20-50 Treading water, surviving in the economic system. 50-120 Feeling physically weaker every year.
I'm slim and healthy. When I gain 10 pounds, I go on one of my fasts. It's all gone "fast." A couple of hours from now, it'll be 4 days with only water. No hunger pain, will stop in a day when I start suffering. Self-control keeps me looking and thinking young, so I can argue on the OT board like a 25-year-old.
I'm the weight of the guy on the right, but with longer hair than him, except I've gained an inch of forehead. This is Denny's fault. Click on my avator to see me 6 months ago before the board software change. I want a lower hairline again, in both the real and virtual worlds. Click it! Ahh, big difference!