Jabari thinks his jersey will be retired

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by santeesioux, Jul 5, 2015.

  1. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    28,254
    Likes Received:
    5,800
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Merchant Banker
    Location:
    Denver, CO & Lake Oswego, OR
    Fucking genius.
     
  2. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2015
    Messages:
    6,661
    Likes Received:
    13,503
    Trophy Points:
    113
    LaMarsha couldn't carry Buck William's jock strap with a wheelbarrow. Or Kermit Washington's, or Kenny Carr's. And we didn't retire any of their jerseys.
     
    Chrionex, Mote, Hobbesarable and 2 others like this.
  3. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2010
    Messages:
    50,346
    Likes Received:
    22,528
    Trophy Points:
    113
    or Brian Grant.
     
    Mote, Hobbesarable and Spud147 like this.
  4. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2009
    Messages:
    59,328
    Likes Received:
    5,588
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Cracking fools in the skull
    Location:
    Lancaster, California
    Got an idea! Instead of burning the Jerseys, use a xacto knife and cut off Aldridge. Cut out Adelman from construction paper and glue it on the back.
     
    Spud147 likes this.
  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2010
    Messages:
    50,346
    Likes Received:
    22,528
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I'm pretty sure one of the Blazers Jerseyheads I follow on Instagram have a Lamont Strothers warmup they thrifted somewhere in Portland.

    edit: nm. got them screwed up.ennis whatley and dontonio

     
  6. ThugginPaulyGAllen

    ThugginPaulyGAllen Active Member

    Joined:
    May 15, 2015
    Messages:
    372
    Likes Received:
    214
    Trophy Points:
    43
    I'll take a page from Wookee on this one,

    Hey Jabari,

    Go pound sand.

    He ain't getting his jersey retired here. That's what you get when you bail on a franchise. Furthermore, we never won anything with him.

    He had his chance, he threw it out the window and now he will get booed for YEARS to come.
     
    Spud147 likes this.
  7. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2008
    Messages:
    10,720
    Likes Received:
    5,273
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Trolling the internet
    Location:
    Southern Oregon
    I was hoping we'd get a new player that wore 12 so people could put scotch tape over their old number 12 jerseys and put the new name on them.
     
    Spud147 and magnifier661 like this.
  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2010
    Messages:
    50,346
    Likes Received:
    22,528
    Trophy Points:
    113
    or put a big "NOT" on it.
     
    Spud147 and magnifier661 like this.
  9. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2009
    Messages:
    59,328
    Likes Received:
    5,588
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Cracking fools in the skull
    Location:
    Lancaster, California
    That's what I think would be awesome. That we didn't care enough to change it right. Some glue or tape, markers and viola!
     
    Spud147 likes this.
  10. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2015
    Messages:
    6,661
    Likes Received:
    13,503
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I've only been a member since last Thursday and I've had more laughs than I've had in months. Far more intelligence, insights and good humor than on OLive. Thank you BLAZINGGIANTS for turning me on to this site! Yes, I'm entertained!
     
  11. Hobbesarable

    Hobbesarable Cartoon Character

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2012
    Messages:
    6,773
    Likes Received:
    5,489
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Olive sucks. Welcome to the party, pal!

     
    BlazerCaravan likes this.
  12. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2015
    Messages:
    6,661
    Likes Received:
    13,503
    Trophy Points:
    113
    My bad. That's what happens when you get old.....
     
  13. Scalma

    Scalma Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2014
    Messages:
    23,631
    Likes Received:
    34,978
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Can lamarcus take jabari with him? Seems like he wants to go back just as bad.

    Hey buddy, you cover the blazers. Might want to learn a thing or two about them. In his latest aldridge article he brought up NICOLAS BATUM as an example of LOYALTY. Then when someone called him out on it he goes "well he didn't actually leave to minny, he came back", totally not knowing he was a RFA. Such an idiot.
     
    Spud147 likes this.
  14. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    116,516
    Likes Received:
    114,530
    Trophy Points:
    115
    There are a lot of former O'livers here. Nice to have you here. I've been trying to get Lanny over here for years.
     
  15. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2008
    Messages:
    10,720
    Likes Received:
    5,273
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Trolling the internet
    Location:
    Southern Oregon
    The forum started going down the tubes the second they let those dirty O-livers in.
     
    BlazerCaravan likes this.
  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    116,516
    Likes Received:
    114,530
    Trophy Points:
    115
    Nah, it didn't start going down hill until you made one of them mod.
     
    Last edited: Jul 5, 2015
  17. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2008
    Messages:
    10,720
    Likes Received:
    5,273
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Trolling the internet
    Location:
    Southern Oregon
    I have no idea what you just said, but I need to be a mod.
     
  18. ripcityboy

    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2013
    Messages:
    12,934
    Likes Received:
    10,797
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    self employed
    Location:
    pdx, or, usa.
    I doubt any player, other than Lillard, ever has his number retired with the Blazers again.
     
  19. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    116,516
    Likes Received:
    114,530
    Trophy Points:
    115
    Oops, left off an m. Fixed.
     
  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2010
    Messages:
    50,346
    Likes Received:
    22,528
    Trophy Points:
    113
    oh shit, for LaMarcus' first game back, just get a bunch of posters of Roy and Aldridge with captions saying "U MAD?" on them. haha
     
    BlazerCaravan and Darkwebs like this.

Share This Page