Jessica Simpson Says Her Frequent Farts Smell Like Roses

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  1. huevonkiller

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    Every girl does that. :/

    I don't want her, but because of her baggage and such.
     
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    Yeah I never really thought Jessica was that hot to begin with. She was overrated at one point.

    Underwood is hotter IMO
     
  3. huevonkiller

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    I mostly agree.

    I think Joker was right though, when he criticized her for bringing this up.

     
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    Underwood is heavenly.

    That's my girl you're talking about.
     
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    Yeah Jessica Simpson would proposition you for sex and you guys would turn her down because "mehhh she's just not my type." Bunch of fucking lairs on S2!
     
  6. huevonkiller

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    Well you're right, I wouldn't go that far (if I was single at least).
     
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    Well, if I could get Jessica Simpson, I could probably get a bunch of other good looking women to do the same thing.
     
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    I think she clearly acts like a dumb blonde for the media attention she gets. (Which it does do). I remember seeing a clip of her newly weds show, and man she says some stupid shit in front of the camera.

    Either that or she really lacks a lot of common sense.

    and I'm pretty sure a lot of guys here would want to bang her, I mean... she still is hot.

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