Home is where the Heart is! http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/i...illa_on_rejoining_blazers_my_heart_was_i.html
Sounds like his family is comfortable here, and he knows what makes his wife happy (even though she probably insisted it was up to him). Good man. Smart man.
pryz is the man, he will undoubtedly give us more than armon greg babbitt or cj, even if he gets 5 mpg
Pat Riley wants him badly to cement his ownership with a trophy. The Blazers signed him because this team needs filler. He'll be a valuable throw-in at the midseason trade deadline. Maybe to Miami for Juwan Howard.
Re: Joel Przybilla Returning to Portland! Glad I actually didn't offend you, but you didn't get me. i was actually a little let down that you would get so upset right after cracking on somebody else's mom. Glad to see you were joking, but I never feel bad about making fun of other people. Much Love!
Re: Joel Przybilla Returning to Portland! It's all good, bruh. Just having fun. Coincidentally, I pulled this on a bud I made freshman year at PSU after a "Yo Mama" joke. Now fast forward 5 years, and he meets my mom. Didn't realize I'd never corrected the "joke". He was confused, and it was quite the scene. Funniest scene of my life. Aside from that day, my rents might as well be dead to me, but that's a whole 'nother story. It's all in fun, FAMS. Thanks for understanding. You should know better anyway. Mrs. HCP has met my mom.
my go to move on the "yo momma" phenomenon, feel free to use it... person: "yo momma" me: "see, its not really fair to say that to me, because i cant say it to you, because your mom is dead" person: "umm, no she isnt..." me: "oh, i forgot to tell you, i fucked her to death last night" for the win
That is rad. Until I flip the script. "My mom is dead? Really? I guess I really did hit it hard last night." Disturbing yes, but quite the quip killer. It's all poker, really. You gotta know when to play the hand, play the bluff, or when to cut it before the jokester can get his joke in.
The HCP started a "YO MAMA" joke thread like last year! Somebody bump it! Yo mama is so stupid....... took that bitch and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!
By the way.... this is NOT for the win. You haven't seen my mom. I'm embarrassed for my dad. Really, I am. So if you had..... That's like me boning Sandra Bernhard, Rosie O'Donnell, or Janet Reno and bragging about it.
you are a horrible son, you should find your mom irresistibly attractive regardless of her facial symmetry or body mass index and a man should never be embarrassed for his dad, unless the embarrassment stems from introspective analysis regarding his own inadequacies
