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  1. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Well, maybe you just don't have a sense of humor? Ask your doctor if Laffozic is right for you. Side effects of Laffozic include coffee spitting and side splitting.

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    Perhaps.
    But then, maybe I do.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I guess we'll never know.

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    Don't take Laffozic if you are allergic to Laffozic.

    I always love that line in those commercials.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    And also:

    Side effects of Laffozic may include ...long list... and, in rare cases, death. If you experience any of these symptoms, stop taking Laffozic.

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    LOL, there are a lot of medication commercials that specify death as a possibility while they show a loving family playing catch in their beautiful well manicured back
    yard while playing soothing music in the background. This has been one of my pet peeves for many years.
     
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    The commercials would be much better showing funeral footage of the ones who died from the drug!
     
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    I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the entire time
     
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    When I was a young teenager, I lost one of my eyes. My parents had no money for a false eye so they whittled one out of wood and painted it to match the good eye.
    I had always wanted to go to the prom but never had the nerve to ask a girl out.
    One day I figured what have I got to lose and asked this girl to the prom who had a hair lip.
    I said, "would you like to go to the prom with me?" She replied "Oh would I" I felt the instant sting and said to her " Hair lip, hair lip".
     
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    This guy asked me if I was still a virgin

    I said that I was until last night

    He said he didn't believe me

    I told him to ask his sister

    He told me he didn't have a sister

    I said you will in about 9 months.
     
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    Yesterday my doctor told me that my diarrhea is hereditary.


    Runs in the family
     
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    So close.

    It is Runs in your Jeans.
     
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    haha that is even better. Both could work.
     
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    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    That one caught me completely off guard. Sign of a good joke.
     
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    groan
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.”
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    What’s the most disappointing present to get on Christmas Day?
    A sweater when you really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    I remember lying in bed as a young kid, waiting for Santa to come....

    Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left........
     
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    Gross.
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Yeah, it was. And I sincerely apologize for the bad taste in jokes. One too many eggnogs too early....
     
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