How do you get a black guy to wear a condom?Put the nike symbol on it.What do you call a black guy in a cadillac? Black Power. What do you call a white guy in a cadillac? White power. What do you call a mexican in a cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.There are 3 guys on a plane. One white, one black, and one mexican. The white guy puts out his hand. He says "It's cold. We must be in Canada." The black guy puts out his hand. He says "Its hot, we must be in Jamaica." The mexican guy puts out his hand. He says "My watch is gone. We must be in mexico."Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot, steal, and run.
Punch a white guy in the face and the Red Devil is exposed.Whats black and very long?Welfare line (hispanics fcked the joke up)Each Mexican only pays $10 for rent.100 in each apartmentYour car dissapears into thin air. "Who ya gonna call"The immigration busters.Italians eat the gayest looking foods.Sausage, Suckin spaghetti, meatballs, pepperoni, white sauces......White people with braids and locks.Ohh yea and i can make up some more...Ohh also the reason i don't like kitkats is because their all exactly the same... thats not the kind of black foursome i wanna be in3 females + me = satisfying :winkglasses:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BassyInTheMaking92 @ Apr 25 2006, 04:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>How do you get a black guy to wear a condom?Put the nike symbol on it.What do you call a black guy in a cadillac? Black Power. What do you call a white guy in a cadillac? White power. What do you call a mexican in a cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.There are 3 guys on a plane. One white, one black, and one mexican. The white guy puts out his hand. He says "It's cold. We must be in Canada." The black guy puts out his hand. He says "Its hot, we must be in Jamaica." The mexican guy puts out his hand. He says "My watch is gone. We must be in mexico."Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot, steal, and run.</div>Good ones. But you are black
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Apr 25 2006, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Good ones. But you are black </div>haha so..what does that have to do with anything? I can dogg on black people even though im black.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pistonfan11 @ Apr 25 2006, 09:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I got a good joke.Jkidd thinks the Nets can contend for the championship this year!</div>Umm cool man I never said that...I said they could give the Pistons a fight.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jkidd51524 @ Apr 25 2006, 07:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Umm cool man I never said that...I said they could give the Pistons a fight.</div>When did you get so funny? :HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BassyInTheMaking92 @ Apr 25 2006, 04:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>haha so..what does that have to do with anything? I can dogg on black people even though im black.</div>Actually, black people are pretty much the only ones who can dog on other black people, it looks bad if a white guy does it.
Yo Mama so Fat she went to KFC and the Cashier asked what size of a bucket do you want and she answered the one on the roof.Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim?" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim?" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim?" And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!" A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A blonde trying to set fire to it. Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers. A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. :HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheAnalyst @ Apr 24 2006, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.The little boy says, "Dark in here."The man says, "Yes it is."Boy- "I have a baseball."Man- "That's nice."Boy- "Want to buy it?"Man- "No, thanks."Boy- "My dad's outside."Man- "OK, how much?"Boy- "$250."In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.Boy- "Dark in here."Man- "Yes, it is."Boy- "I have a baseball glove."The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"Boy- "$750."Man- "Fine."A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"The son says "$1,000."The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."</div>Haha that was by far the best one posted! :HAHAHA: Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.The first one came back and said to the king, ?I brought ten apples.? The king then explained, ?Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you?ll be eaten.? The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, ?Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!?The second one replied, I couldn?t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.?
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can't tell which is which.He finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr.Smith answers the phone."Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's Disease, I don't know which."Well, what should I do?" asks a distraught Mr. Smith."Drop her off at the edge of town," says the doctor, "and if she finds her way back,DON'T F*** HER!"
Paddy English Man, Paddy Irish Man, and Paddy Scotch Man are walking along the beach one day, and they see a woman stuck out in the water witout legs...Paddy English man feels sorry for her, and goes out to her and asks her if she would like anything...She says shed like a hug, so he hugged her and went back to the shore.Paddy scotch Man walks out to her and asks her if she'd like anything else, she asks for a kiss, he kisses her and goes back to the shore.Paddy Irish man wades out to her and asks her if shes like anything else, she says " I want f*cked"He replies " Well you are now, the tides coming in"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Obviously their all very stupid or they would have saved her lol
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Young Cus @ Apr 27 2006, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Paddy English Man, Paddy Irish Man, and Paddy Scotch Man are walking along the beach one day, and they see a woman stuck out in the water witout legs...Paddy English man feels sorry for her, and goes out to her and asks her if she would like anything...She says shed like a hug, so he hugged her and went back to the shore.Paddy scotch Man walks out to her and asks her if she'd like anything else, she asks for a kiss, he kisses her and goes back to the shore.Paddy Irish man wades out to her and asks her if shes like anything else, she says " I want f*cked"He replies " Well you are now, the tides coming in"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Obviously their all very stupid or they would have saved her lol</div>
There were two muffins in an oven. "Wow, it's hot in here!" Muffin #1 said "Oh my god A talking muffin!?!?!" Shouted Muffin #2 in shock
