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  1. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Al Franken is a US Senator.
     
  2. MickZagger

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    Ive noticed Romney doesn't go after Obama on foreign policy like McCain did...

    Gee, I wonder why.
     
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    I'd assume that it was because in 2008 Obama was a first-term senator with a lifetime of Illinois politics, community organizing and advanced education who wasn't even on any defense committees. :dunno:
     
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    Probably because there are so many other things to go after him for, like Obamacare, the trillions of dollars we are in debt, borrowing money from China to keep increasing the debt and the economy that he hasn't had time to go after him on foreign policy.
     
  5. Denny Crane

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    Maybe a mod wants to split off posts 62 on? Looks like Mick posted in the wrong thread.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    You're joking, right? <tries to keep a straight face>
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    [video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVqCqMvxWeo[/video]
     
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    This was pretty funny. Lets move deer crossing signs because it encourages deer to cross there. LOL.
    [video=youtube;CI8UPHMzZm8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8[/video]
     
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    "Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved."

    - Mitt Romney
     
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    What do you call ketchup on macaroni?

    Spaghetto...
     
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    What did the UO Graduate say to the OSU Graduate?

    "Would you like fries with that?"
     
  12. Denny Crane

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    Like HCP during the NBA lockout.
     
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    It's hard to believe, but I think she is legitimately stupid.
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
    The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'
    The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'
    The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'
    The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.'
     
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    great joke..
     
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    Why does it take one pre-menstrual woman to change a light bulb?

    IT JUST DOES, OKAY!?!
     
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    This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks
    in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
    "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the
    man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there," says the
    service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a
    Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man
    some nstructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the
    gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained
    Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then
    cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs
    on him." The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?" The service
    guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the
    Chihuahua."
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    This is precisely the reason why I'm against gun control.
     
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    Gun control is a firm grip.
     
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    [video]http://youtu.be/0zb1qsVqjwg[/video]
     

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