OT Judge gives Nic Batum's ex-wife wide access to his financial information in divorce dispute

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  1. riverman

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    As he said, he just needs to get back to being Nic again. In the end he'll get the money folks thought he should have before the Wolves deal. She'll get the rest.
     
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    What really sucks is when LMA divorced us all we got was a really lame letter.
     
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    But our bank account stopped bleeding money too
     
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    Our? That would actually be hilariously bad ass if you were really Paul Allen. Just in case you are can I borrow the yacht for the weekend?
     
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    thought you guys would never figure it out...and no to the yacht..it's stocked with Turkish belly dancers right now
     
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    I'm an expert on rubbing sun tan lotion on Turkish belly dancers, you need me. Send the private plane, I'll start packing my bags.
     
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    Then they'd all smell like wet dog and we'd have to power wash the boat
     
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    Start rubbing
     
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    Really? You have a yacht full of male belly dancers? I think I'll just stay home.
     
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    The things you can find on the internet nowadays????
     
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    This is why I dont get why gays wanted to marry so bad. Can we make straight marriage illegal so ill always have that to fall back on?
     
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    This just in: A judge has granted Batum's wife shared custody of his balls.
     
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    I'm not sure why you thought he was complaining about taxes. I think he was just pointing out that while a $36 mil contract is a lot of money, Nic doesn't actually receive anywhere near that amount and his actual available resources from which to pay the gold digger is not as vast as some might presume. She probably gets more of his monthly income than Nic does.
     
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    Yeah its not like he gets a lump sum
     
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    Pretty sure he gets a monthly salary, minus the 60% his attorney referenced, minus the $110,000 to his ex of two years (expensive pussy is expensive), minus all the money he's spending on the attorney defending whatever resources he has left.

    Nice he sends his entire shoe contract money to his mom and sister. Nic is a good dude.
     
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    Also minus his agent's fee, which is no doubt a hefty chunk.

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    nah Sly, there are a dozen females, I got this guy just for you!
     
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