Jury Duty

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  1. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Actually, I'd love to meet him.

    Maybe even see him prosecuted.

    What's his name?
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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  3. MARIS61

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    Been following that case. He's toast.
     
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    When interviewed for jury duty it's simple...just creep them out...say , can I vote to kill them and will you let me watch you do it?...They'll send you right home
     
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    I always tell them, I can't sit too long, I have to pee often and I can't hold it. Works every time.
     
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    And you call yourself a patriot.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    I suppose an explanation is due. When I was 20, I could drink a case of beer, fight all night, and piss once a day. Now things are sort of upside down but still a patriot.
     
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    I think you would be awesome on a jury.
     
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    How do you get served a summons on your boat?
     
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    The person settled before we even got in the court room today, at least I got to talk Blazers with an old friend that was there.
     
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    I did three, even a foreman once.
     
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    I'm guessing you made everyone watch Hang 'Em High before deliberating?
     
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    I've done jury duty a few times. Never for any length of time though
     
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    you did what to them?:)
     
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    I was on a mock jury yesterday. Got paid $250 to listen to a medical malpractice case. We were questioned after each witness and then at the end we had to deliberate for a verdict. I'm not allowed to comment on the case until after it's settled but that was fun.
     
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    They were looking for someone they could buy off....250 was a cheap payola for them...you should have held out for more!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    But.... it was a mock jury.

    Are you not allowed to mock comment until after it's mock settled?
     
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    You should call the mock law office I did it for and mock tell them.
     
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