Notice Jusuf Nurkic Announces Retirement

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  1. beast crnjo

    beast crnjo Well-Known Member

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    He cited complications from his injury and not wanting to risk his long term health. F!@ why does God hate this franchise?
     
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    If this is an April Fools joke you have lost all Mrs HCP visitation rights.
     
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    I got bored with her anyway
     
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    If he said Terry Stotts no one would have believed it
     
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    This has GOT to be worse than posting blurry pics of Melo! Remember all the drama that caused.
     
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    I was trying to decide between binge watching Netflix or killing myself. This makes the choice easier.
     
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    Well, just like these photos foreshadowed the arrival of our lord and savior in the city of roses, so does this thread foreshadow the eventual retirement of one Jusuf Nurkic.
     
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    Nurkic is retiring, it's confirmed
     
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    That's funny cause I just commented on that in the melo thread and gave kudos to you getting the last laugh.
     
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    WTF!!! Don't come at me with half a news!!! Where the link?? Wheres the WOJ Tweet???? Is that even him???? Cant you take a decent picture?
     
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    as entertaining as i hope this thread gets, you know you aren't getting a single like, right? :)
     
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    Should've included a fake link, and quoted more of the "fake" article. Overall, 3 out of 10.
     
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    Best of health and happiness to him. Thanks for the good memories, Jusuf.

    Then you realize it is April Fool's Day!
     
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    You should have followed up with a Rick Roll for old times bro

    :cheers:
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Maybe next year you'll come prepared!!

    ;)
     
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    But it was per @Jownarowski...it was a Jow bomb man
     
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    The virus was the break he needed.
     
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    Shoot, why not....

     
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    Jealousy. God is extremely insecure.
     
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