That's some straight up white boy shit, yo. Did you make Tripadvisor bookmarks? Just FEEL the Island and let it guide you, yo.
So I guess it was Mags and not HCP that got murdered in Malaysia yesterday? I can't tell the two of them apart.
Landed in Portland about 24 hours ago and just walked into my room here in Orlando....The HCP is beat! Had such an amazing time in Kauai..... highly recommended.