Kobe announces his retirement.

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  1. handiman

    handiman Well-Known Member

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    Man, what did CJ whisper to him after the game last night?? Something about a horse's head in his bed?
     
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    Kobe wasn't in the top 5 L*kers of all time.

    Wilt, West, Kareem, Magic, Shaq.
     
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    Something about his dick being bigger
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Yes. The thread title should be changed to include this information. Since his contract ends after this season, this is no surprise.

    When Jerry West retired suddenly during the preseason because he wanted to play against rookie Walton one time before retiring, it was a surprise. He had more left than Kobe now. An old player announcing months in advance that he's retiring at the end of his contract is no surprise.
     
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    SpamKing "Moisten needle before inserting"

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    Cool. I just posted my seats for four times my cost . . . I got three times for the Saturday night game, and this one is a back-to-back following the Spurs on Friday, 22 Jan. Dude probably won't even play . . .
     
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    SpamKing "Moisten needle before inserting"

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    Bwahahaha! Fool just turned in a 4 for 20 with a 4-foot airball on the would-be game-tying shot . . .
     
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    Anouncing it now to make sure he gets the sympathy appearance in the All-Star Game.
     
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    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    So who is the next superstar that the Lakers will be gifted?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    See him talking about Luis Montero in his press conference tonight??


    Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Meyers gave me some wrong info, but Kobe mentioned this exchange in his press conference tonight. [​IMG]


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    Kobe won more titles than West...
     
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    What he did was kinda rape.

    His "thing" is to cum on women's faces. She told him no. He did it anyway. So while the sex was consensual of course no means no.

    Her: "No you can't cum on my face..."

    Him: "Fuck you bitch I'm Kobe. I'll do it if I want nut nut nut nut...."
     
  14. Denny Crane

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    Shaq and Gasol won titles. Kobe was along for the ride.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    C'mon now.... give Kobe his credit. Shaq didn't win that title alone and it was Gasol who was along for the ride.
     
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    Kobe didn't win without those two. Gasol was considered the best or second best big man during that time.

    Shaq won elsewhere, too.
     
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    Lol Jordan didn't win without pippen either. Guess that takes away from his greatness by your logic :dunno:
     
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    Pippen had the chance, but didn't win without Jordan.

    http://bkref.com/tiny/fq34i
     
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    lol name dropped Dame and CJ, referenced Montero and probably made his day

     
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    For those who don't want to watch the whole 25 minutes it happens at about the 14 minute mark. Side note did that MF say Mcullen?
     

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