^ what? lol Red Eared Slider. You can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-eared_slider#Reproduction It can live up to 35 years if taken care of, and I've had it since I was 8 or 9. But now it's shell is rotting, so I'm sad.
NOOOOOOOOOO I edited my post. lol But yeah, I call him Smush because he is cute. I think Smush is cute too (no homo), kinda of funny looking, but wtv.
We will never know because Mitch is an idiot and didn't sign him when we had a chance. Now he is over in China scoring 50 ppg and winning all their MVPs, DPOYs, Championships, etc.
Don't be surprised to read about Puff Daddy or whatever the fuck he goes by these days getting robbed. Only a jackass would carry that type of cash around flash it around in public. What's up with the weather in Socal lately? It's been insanely freezing.
Puff Daddy "How the fuck did a 1 dollar bill get in my 100 stack?" This place is cool. Me thinks I'll stay.