Notice Learn To Swim, Learn To Swim, Learn To Swim!!!

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  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    What the heck? Dylan warned us of this in 1963:

    Come gather ’round people
    Wherever you roam
    And admit that the waters
    Around you have grown
    And accept it that soon
    You’ll be drenched to the bone
    If your time to you is worth savin’
    Then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone
    For the times they are a-changin’

    I think you'd better start taking him seriously and get some swimming lessons.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Did you ever see this map of the Portland area showing what it would look like if all of the earth's glaciers were to melt?
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  3. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I thought you lived in Idaho.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Where is Lake Oswego? Don't tell me. I guess I'd better keep my bathing suit and my rubber ducky at the ready.
     
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    It’s now labeled “Strait Oswego”, so you’re going to need the boat.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Alright, but I want a life jacket if I have to get in a boat with you or Sly.
     
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    Guess I will sink like a stone. You know cats don't swim.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    You've never been thrown in the middle of a lake.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Excuse me while I go cry.
     
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    huh? don't know where you get that Lanny ...I'm in Lane county
     
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    Who says so?

     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Aha, God's country, Western Oregon.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I'll bet they don't like it one bit.
     
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    Jaguars love water.
     
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    I thought you were into cougars.
     
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    Cougars don’t like water so much.
     
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    Tigers are the only cat that seeks water.
     
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    Nope. Jaguars too. They eat caimans.
     
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    Who do you think paid my way through college?
    I had to work for that money. But you know me, I enjoy my work and it brings a smile to my face.
     

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