Let 'em enjoy it. (Dallas Fans Only)

They hate us because we've been to 8 Super Bowls (NFL Record) and won 5 (T-1st).

 

They hate us because the Cowboys have less than 8 "road" games a year.

 

They hate us because all our players play football in their spare time.

 

They hate us because players want to play for Dallas.

 

Real Owner

 

We might have to pull a "Patriots" and have our offensive guys play some defense, and vice versa. However since we don't have many players who go "both ways" we should try and trade for someone from the Steelers, I hear they're filled with those guys.

"Haayyyy, Delicious! How you doin'?"


Nice head coach there, you fruit.

 

They hate us because, well, who doesn't want to bang our cheerleaders?

 

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1978 • 1977 • 1962 • 1961
1958 • 1956 • 1953 • 1952
1951 • 1950 • 1949 • 1947
1943 • 1941 • 1939 • 1938
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1998 • 1996 • 1981 • 1978
1977 • 1976 • 1964 • 1963
1962 • 1961 • 1960 • 1958
1957 • 1956 • 1955 • 1953
1952 • 1951 • 1950 • 1949
1947 • 1943 • 1942 • 1941
1939 • 1938 • 1937 • 1936
1932 • 1928 • 1927 • 1926
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</td> </tr> <tr style="vertical-align: top;" align="left"> <td>East Division titles (15) ^[2]</td> <td width="135">2006 • 2005 • 2004 • 2003
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1998 • 1996 • 1981 • 1980
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Just sayin'

 

Oh my god you huge gay I can't believe you brought baseball in here. Ban

 

They hate us because our fans actually know what sport they play.

 

Baseball in a football thread.

Epic fail.

Probably the fault of the Cowboys, too.

 

LOL you have proof now.

 

They hate us because we are exactly what they want to be, but aren't.

 

Look at all the hate in this thread.

Brings a tear to my eye.

You never hear of anyone hating Cinci, for example.

They all want to hate Dallas.

LOVE it.

 

Bro Baseball is a football thread - Fail
I've already told you our mascot is gay. Your ain't much better
Tomlin>Phillips

 

Everyone hates Rowdy. Fail.

 

I hate Cinci, I hate Cleveland, I hate Baltimore.
I love Steelers, I like Miami, I like Giants, I like the Packers, I like Colts . Hate Jags. Anymore

 

I win then.

 

Imagine the nasty things you'd like to do to them.

Then remember... you want to bang a DALLAS cheerleader..