Letter from LaMarcus Aldridge to Rip City

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    LMA sent that to Canzano.
     
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    Oh you mean like when Cleveland's owner wrote a letter to James? The Cleveland fans burning their Jerseys? Yeah it sure kept those free agents away didn't it?
     
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Kerr

    Found a link. It was Kerr, but his dad worked for a University, not the state department.

    Scroll down to the "early life" section for the story.
     
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    Not enough hotels....oh wait that's the allstar game
     
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    You are pulling my leg, right?

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    How about something like this:

    Dear ______,
    Thank you for your _____ years of service to the Portland Trailblazers fans and community. We wish you well in your future endeavors with the ______ ______. If you need anything in the future, don't hesitate to get in touch with us at sportstwo.com.
    Sincerely and Respectfully,

    RipCityTwo

    p.s. This letter was computer generated, thank you for using siri_letter.

    p.p.s. LaMarcus, nine, San Antonio, Spurs
     
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    How chicken shit was that right?!
     
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    He is more likely to be humping it, he is a dog after all.
     
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    Of course Canzano got the privilege of posting the letter. He has been the only one to write an article today that puts Aldridge in a favorable light.
     
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    Batums second letter, divulging his alter ego, was more sincere. . .

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    Meanwhile some shit you can tell was actually by the player and from the heart...Nico




    When asked what he will miss most about Portland
     
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    Only if nico would have had that love for us on the court.......
     
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    You know that's from him he misspelled orginization
     
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    We re-signing him next year.
     
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    Didn't you hear he's gonna be khwai Leonard's backup in San antonio
     
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    I guess we know this post is from you, for the same reason?

    barfo
     
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    Again in some weird demented world you and I are always the ones who get frustrated the most in game threads and share it with everyone and when it comes to this we have been more level head than most lol. I agree with you as well, I'm very disappointed it came to this, but I will not bring myself to say "fuck LA go suck a giant dick" or something like that. That quote is used only for NBA refs because they do suck.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I wonder if Neil told him to write that as well.
     

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