I agree but he might beg to differ. [video=youtube;U97lbv0_A2I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U97lbv0_A2I[/video]
It's the asymmetrical weight of the beehive hairdo which decelerates your centripetal spin. That's why hula-hoops became passé in the late 60s.
Ah come on now... give me some credit. I paid good money for the beehive and it's perfectly centered. It's the diamond tiara that causes the instability when I'm doing the under the leg 360 windmill. It's not very aerodynamic but it sparkles real nice.