LMA in hospital with stomach virus! Waah! (merged)

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    So is your sister!
     
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  2. chris_in_pdx

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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    The Trail Blazers’ playoff picture has cleared up slightly after Denver’s loss at Phoenix tonight. Possible opponents are now Dallas, Phoenix and Utah in the first round. The Nuggets are no longer an option.

    TOMORROW’S GAMES
    San Antonio at Dallas (5 PM)
    Golden State at Portland (7:30 PM)
    Phoenix at Utah (7:30 PM, ESPN)

    PORTLAND WILL PLAY PHOENIX, IF:
    1. Portland beats Golden State or San Antonio loses to Dallas
    2. Phoenix wins at Utah
    *3-6 Matchup

    PORTLAND WILL PLAY UTAH, IF:
    1. Portland loses to Golden State
    2. Dallas loses to San Antonio
    3. Utah beats Phoenix
    *2-7 Matchup
    ----OR----
    1. Portland beats Golden State or San Antonio loses at Dallas
    2. Utah beats Phoenix
    *3-6 Matchup

    PORTLAND WILL PLAY DALLAS, IF:
    1. Portland loses to Golden State
    2. Dallas loses to San Antonio
    3. Phoenix beats Utah
    *2-7 Matchup
    ----OR----
    1. Portland beats Golden State
    2. Dallas loses to San Antonio
    3. Utah beats Phoenix
    *3-6 Matchup
     
    THE HCP, Apr 14, 2010
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  4. illmatic99

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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    http://twitter.com/blazerfreeman
     
    illmatic99, Apr 14, 2010
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    Oh snap, Mexican fight!
     
    santeesioux, Apr 14, 2010
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    Did anybody else just get a case of uncontrollable laughter?
     
    Nikolokolus, Apr 14, 2010
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    not uncrontrollable for me.. but yeah I actually did "Laugh out loud"
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    leave Mrs BeerBoy outta this!
     
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    [video=youtube;6GIEHPGj9sI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GIEHPGj9sI[/video]
     
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    and the craziest season ive ever seen continues.... maybe tonight brandon trots out there and scores 50 while diener hits the game winning three at buzzer


    cue exorcist music please
     
    MIXUM, Apr 14, 2010
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    By itself a little stomach virus is nothing at all, and tonight's game probably doesn't mean a whole lot in the grand scheme -- whatever happens we've got a difficult series ahead of us either against a red-hot Phoenix, a tough Utah team, or the Mavs who roughed us up in our last meeting on our own court -- but damn, just how many hits can one team take in a single season and still stay on its feet? (apparently the answer is 150,345).
     
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    Aint this a fucking kick in the head?
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Apr 14, 2010
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    like a cat fight but with chupacabras
     
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    Collision fucked up LA's cranial flux capacitor, which impacted the levels of iron in the blood, which weakened LA to the point he couldn't fight this infection.

    I just hope they save his vision by letting him rest. I predicted that this could happen yesterday, and clearly was on to something. :sherlock:
     
    BGrantFan, Apr 14, 2010
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    Stomach viruses by themselves are not such a big deal, but bad enough to be hospitalized?

    Do I laugh or cry?

     
    crandc, Apr 14, 2010
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  16. Blazer_Hippie

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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    More than likely it's hospitalization so they can give some IV fluids. Speaking from experience, after getting a bug like that IV fluids make you feel great...hydration is a wonderful thing.
     
    Blazer_Hippie, Apr 14, 2010
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    Right now, 4 of the 8 possible outcomes result in us facing Utah, 2 result in us facing Phoenix, and 2 result in us facing Dallas. However, if we lose tonight, 3 out of 4 outcomes result in us facing Utah, with only one outcome (SA and Phx both win) resulting in a Dallas matchup.
     
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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    Gee what an idea. .


    People around here :NOTMARIS:
     
    HailBlazers, Apr 14, 2010
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  19. The_Lillard_King

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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    There is a good chance that the Blazer game will be meaningless tonight. In fact Nate should know by game time if the Blazer game has meaning.

    As I see it, if Dallas beats SA (which is likely), that will ensure the Blazers the 6th spot. Then it only comes down to the Phx-Utah game. The winner end up in 3rd place and plays the Blazers.
     
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  20. BrianFromWA

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    Re: LMA in hospital with stomach virus!

    I don't know if you meant it on purpose, BGrantFan, but I loved the Collison = Collision reference. Well played.
     
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