No one is talking about the real story. For the first time in Luke Babbitt's career, he won't be the whitest person on his team. Some Russians are damn near translucent. So I say congratulations to Luke and his now superior melanin concentration!
Someone needs to splice Luke's face onto the Ivan Drago training montage from Rocky IV. Keep Brigitte Nielsen, though.
Yes, but Joel set them on opponents, not teammates. Ever notice how Kirilenko's face looks like Babbitt's, only bonier?