Make no mistake, w/ Kobe the USA easily comes home w/ gold

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  1. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Kobe's "will to win" powered that flashlight.
     
  2. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    Chris Child's punch might have knocked Kobe out.....but his will to win still lives on to this very day!!!!
     
  3. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    If Raja Bell had Kobe's "will to win," his mother would have hugged him more as a child.
     
  4. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    Kobe's jersey number isn't the only thing that will be changing next year....there are reports surfacing that apparently the Lakers are chaning their names to "The Winners".....why you ask?....because of Kobe's will, you willess chumps.
     
  5. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    The reason Kobe's number is one more than Jordan's is because Kobe's "will to win" pushes him over the top.
     
  6. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    those aren't earthquakes in California....it's just Kobes will riveting throughout the earth's surface.
     
  7. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Kobe is changing his number because that was his number in highschool, but if he is changing his number to be 1 ahead of Jordan, I have 1 thing to tell him, You will never be as good, because numbers dont matter.
     
  8. The Dream

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    You're right numbers don't matter......Kobe's will is the only thing that matters......when I wake up in the morning I don't thank God for the air, light, or water....I thank him for Kobe's will.
     
  9. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    You think you're thanking God, but really you're thanking Kobe and his "will to win."
     
  10. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    You people are just biting those tired out, Chuck Norris jokes.
     
  11. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Nah, I'm making these up as I go along. And Kobe's "will to win" is no joke.
     
  12. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    Famous actor Will Smith was born and raised in Philadelphia, ironically this is where Kobe played his highschool ball.......I've done my research and discovered that "Will" Smith was originally John Smith......yes "it's" that influential.
     
  13. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Kobe's "will to win" has revolutionized basketball to the extent that "will to win" has surpassed wingspan and upside potential as the most important criteria, come draft time.
     
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    Lmfao @ Dream and Chutney. Too funny.
     
  15. Iggy

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    Kobe Bryant has the biggest Will-Y! LMFAO
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Kobe Bryant has the biggest Will-Y! LMFAO
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    He must have not read Kobe's 24 Commandments


    13. Thou shalt not use thy will to win in vain.
     
  17. Iggy

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    LMFAO! You guys just keep going don't you? But I will admit it's hella funny.
     
  18. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    there goes commandment 14
     
  19. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Some of the jokes are nice, others I think are predictable.
     
  20. Iggy

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    Seriously though, how do you think of these? hahaha
     

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