OT Mandatory Chinese Anal Swabs

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  1. riverman

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    One used swab appetizer coming up!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Testing sewage treatment plants has been an effective way of tracing covid in communities. Makes sense that what we put in sewage treatment plants would be an effective way of detecting covid.

    My only question is how much do you tip the person giving the test?
     
  3. riverman

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    Most swabs already have two tips
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    UCD is missing out. He retired too early.
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Lie about what?

    (And why are you awake at 4am posting on S2? Are you just rising for the day? Or are you still awake?)
     
  6. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Kind of old news. Wastewater treatment plants and their receiving streams have been tested for a plethora of constituents over the years. Covid is simply the latest. Originally they started doing testing to try and determine the drug use levels in the municipalities tested. Imagine our surprise 20 or so years ago when they found that Salem’s meth usage was off the charts......we were shocked. SHOCKED I tell you (but it did lead to a successful local anti meth crusade)........anyway, not sure exactly what they plan to do with the Covid data, but it’s an interesting scientific wrinkle......and as far as tips go, work at a treatment plant long enough and all manner of “tips” float in. One day long ago, after a string of bank robberies in Salem, an unknown amount of Benjamins (with a few Grants thrown in) decided to make an appearance. By the end of the day I was $950 ahead. The next day was the best Costco run EVER.......
     
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    Lanny gets up early for dialysis.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Sigh... unzips
     
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    Doc...the first volunteer is here!
     
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    I read where you put a certain food coloring in the T Bowl and once it used and it turns yellow, better call the doc.
     
  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Next they are going to put a camera on your face while you're getting anally probed to see if you like it or not.

    And you better not like it....

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    one of my friend's cousins started a company that does this, but for clocking in and out of work. Creepy stuff.
     
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    those were the days...
     
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    I used to work for a company that built water/wastewater treatment plants. We’d do everything from excavation on up to completion. I learned a TON in the 3 years I worked there. Was a great experience for a 19 year old even if only for the knowledge and work ethic gained.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I use to be able to eat anything with chopsticks but the tremor in my hand now prevents me from using chopsticks. Can't even sign my own name these days. Wife signs everything. If my wife isn't present I use an 'X'. Last time I was at the VA they wouldn't take an 'X' so just scribbled because I can't even make a legible letter.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    There's something about some big hairy ape sticking a stick up your ass that's just so appealing.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Usually I can type although I do have to squint to see because I'm blind in one eye and can't see well out the other.
    I usually can type okay but every once in a while the tremor will get so bad that I have to hen peck when I type.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Good idea. Of course I'm not there yet but I predict it's in my future.
    I've got therapists trying to teach me how to get in and out of bed, which is kind of silly 'cause I can get in and out of the shower. I even shower myself so I'm not a total invalid just yet. Every time I think about how I used to relish my long workouts it upsets and depresses me. But, I'm a realist and you've got to play the cards you've been dealt.
     
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