Now you got your reverse BoomChakaLaka thinking cap on! Why trade a scrub for a Superstar player with a mediocore wife, when you can trade a superstar player for a scrub player with a Superstar wife? Also I'm not a big fan of Eva Longoria and might argue TP is a tad hotter on the relative hotness scale. She just doesn't do much for me. Now Adriana Lima. That's different.
So you are saying Oden is smarter than Parker, because he can fuck any hot woman he wants, where Parker is limited? (providing he doesn't cheat). I can't understand why any NBA player gets married, to be honest. Too many good times around the country to let that limit you.
At Least MB is intellegent about the NBA. Aside from the fact that I don't like Canzano, IMO he is average at best in his knowlede of the sport. And the fact that he slams others who know way more than him, is irratating to me.