Nothing except hack him straight across the arms and know the refs aren't going to call jack shit. Works every time.
Well if he is a Once in a Generation Poster we can't expect him to develop without the tutelage of a washed up former first ballot poster like THE "HCP". Really the fault lies with Denny Crane, it's his responsibility to get OneSport3 some help and he hasn't. Way to throw the board under the bus Denny Crane!
You can talk about Denny not Crane-slapping anyone or stealing away a great former poster to train OneSport3, but really it comes down to McMinstrel -- if he can't give OneSport3 five to ten threads a night to post up in, we're all doomed!
I'll stick with Nik-y, thanks. He's my guy. Maybe Nik and OneSport3 can post together, at the same time.