Exclusive Meet & Greet II: Bill Schonely & Mike Rice edition! Sunday Oct 18th, 4pm

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  1. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I'm really sorry; my wife is having to work crazy hours and so I've been on all the toddler duties... Not much time to even breathe!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Bring a bottle of gin and Rice will babysit the kid.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Oct 15, 2015
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    Stay at home dad, my dream job!
     
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    with toddler duties, it's sometimes better not to breathe
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    Well...scratch knowing who the guy in the fedora with the bow tie is
     
    riverman, Oct 15, 2015
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Probably made in China.

    Been nice knowing you.
     
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    What's a babysitter, for $100, Alex?
     
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    Shit, I just opened this up, didn't I?
     
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    If you're paying Mrs HCP $100 to burp you and change your diaper I'm not going to judge.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Oct 15, 2015
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    It's a babysitter with a happy ending
     
    riverman, Oct 15, 2015
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    "Turd Ferguson may be this."
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Yes. $100 for a babysitter is about right.

    I'm not made of money. Well, I kind of am, but not $100 to meet Schonz again.
     
    BlazerCaravan, Oct 15, 2015
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    "ooooh I'm BlazerCaravan, I just meet the Schonz allll the time. Oooooh. LOOK AT ME!"

    BLAH BLAH STFU!

    :ghoti:
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    LOL!

    He walked up to us at the Taproom back when I had season tix and said hi to me and my wife. It was pretty flippin' sweet. And there was the time when I was 15 and we bumped into each other at the DMV while I was taking my written exam.
     
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    You should have gone with the root canal excuse..which my designated driver just had done tonight by coincidence...I assured him he'll be fine by Sunday
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Yeah, I thought telling the truth would help, but it only led to babysitter porn.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Ah riverman yes, a noble man, with excuses much like an onion.
     
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    This is one of schonz fondest memories. ;]
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    HAHAHAHA!

    He was so pissed in the DMV; I think it was the first time he had to re-test as an old guy or something.
     
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