Rumor Melo to make big announcement Monday on which team he wants to play for!

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  1. e_blazer

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    What are you talking about? He's performing a public service. When he turns his head just right, the light shines right in one ear and out the other making a perfect solar eclipse silhouette on the sidewalk.
     
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    So, it's settled. He'll play for the Suns.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Both eyes went bad. There was a lot of bad damage by both eyes.
     
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    Hello darkness, my old friend
    "If the sun tries to do anything, we will respond with fire and fury. Fire and fury the likes of which the sun has never seen before."
     
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    Millions of eclipses are crossing our borders...we need a bubble...a big bubble with a black screen y'know....make America safe from these solar intrusions
     
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    You hiring?
     
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    He is never gonna live this one down...
     
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    I showed this to my boy just now:

    Osias:

    "Really? I mean, you probably have the best healthcare in the world but, really?"
     
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    How many Donald Trump's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
     
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    Im staying up until 12:01 AM just to give SLymutt the benefit of the doubt, but then after that? A Mad midnight sweep with the nets!!!!
     
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    NOne. They cant see the socket cause they all went blind looking at the sun and no longer need the bulb lit!
     
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    We got a smart one here folks!!!!!!!!
     
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    one....either John Kelly or a Mexican ....Trump doesn't even push his own elevator buttons and his hands are too tiny to get a good grip on the concept
     
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    My sources are telling me that the sun got blocked out in Portland but not in Texas today.

    Melo is coming here!
     
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    2 legit sources or fake news. And dont list the ground hog and Bill Murray as your sources either!
     
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    Sorry your too late. @Orion Bailey already gave the correct answer.
     
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    You need two sources that an eclipse happened?!?
     
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    DAMMIT!
    well.. okay... I do.
     
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    Took the words right outta my mouth.
     
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