Merged: Did anyone read Canzano's hit piece today?

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  1. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Okay I know the answer to that. :lol: It was pretty funny. He actually intimated that the problem with the Blazers is that they don't have a good relationship with the media. Like that is why they aren't a premiere team.
     
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    He's such a clueless douche bag. I avoid everything with him like the plague. If I see him on KGW, I turn the channel. If I hear him on the radio, I turn the station. I never click on and read any of his crap online. I dont follow him on social media.
     
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  3. Chris Craig

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    No. Last thing I want now is to read anything written by Clownzano
     
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    Canzano is the guy who tells his girlfriend, "The reason you're having so many anxieties at work is because you don't give me enough blow jobs."
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Here's the article.

    http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/or...exit_interviews_should.html#incart_river_home

    Curry and Durant shake hands with Blazer employees. Then Warriors win. Warriors good. Somehow this means the Blazers are bad.

    Also Olshey has nice hair but it's not nice for Portland rain. Somehow this also means the Blazers are bad.

    Nurkic, nice trade, not nice player. Not part of any future big 3. This means fans are bad.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Thanks. I'm gonna use that. ;)
     
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    I thought you were married?
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    A morality play?

    You don't say. ;)
     
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    Exactly
     
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    Sly should be banned for a week for posting the link.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    And forced to transcribe the article onto a chalk board, then clean the chalk board with his tongue.
     
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    I'm surprised this dude is still in this market, how many years has it been? He also has something like 59(!) thousand Twitter followers, wtf?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I would actually pay good money to be able to punch him in the nuts.
     
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    They should have a bid for that at a charity auction.
     
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    I'm picturing a charity event. Strap Canzano to a big board, like one of those knife throwing acts, with his legs spread, and a big target painted on his crotch. Maybe protect the rest of his body with some kind of plexiglass, so you can see his face, but leave an opening like in those baseball pitching arcades. Charge $5 for three balls. Line up for pitching practice. Hey, it's for a good cause. ;)
     
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    Haha. I got interrupted in the middle of my post or I would have beaten you to it.

    :cheers:
     
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    Why does anyone actually read his shit? Like...... for instance.... why did Tlong read it and then decide to make this thread?
     
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    Whatever. Dude is spot on in most of what he says in this article
     
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