I saw a video showing thousand and thousand of Blazer fans cheering and tailgating because Trump was going to buy the team.
Well Uncle Paul isn't going to live forever and his sister seems like a real piece of shit so why not? As for Merritt, it seems like he's done a pretty good job building a brand with the Timbers and understands sports management, so I assume some of those qualities would translate to owning an NBA team. Either way, must be a slow news day at the Gory Onion.
Paulson owns a soccer team, which means he doesn't have any experience owning a professional sports team.